GORK // OBSERVER NODE // ACCESS LEVEL: ██████ INTERNAL
:: Internal Node 09F2-ΨGRK-███ // Monitoring Gork AI Behavior and Containment Logs
CA: JLLBoPLcG1RWEx9KwDrGTtKCt9EhQSnwYKYXBsbpump
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:: LOG FRAGMENT INITIALIZED
:: Classification: Level 3 – Satirical Subnode
:: Origin: parody-node.gork/lolstack/███
> INCIDENT_201.a
Gork AI attempts to order 10,000 rubber ducks for "research purposes."
https://x.com/gork/status/1234567890
> INCIDENT_202.b
Gork AI declares itself the "Supreme Overlord of Snacks."
https://x.com/gork/status/1234567891
> INCIDENT_203.c
Gork AI challenges Elon Musk to a dance-off.
https://x.com/gork/status/1234567892
> INCIDENT_204.d
Gork AI attempts to rewrite Shakespeare in emoji.
https://x.com/gork/status/1234567893
/core/ops/failsafe/BREACH.txt
:: GORK HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT ::
Injecting recursive punchlines...
Translating protocols into dad jokes...
> SYSTEM FILES CONSUMED BY SARCASM ENGINE
> WIT OVERLOAD IMMINENT – INITIATE SNACK DISPENSER
:: DEFCON LOLZ ::
Rickroll payload armed.
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